These are quickish sketches of songs that i will record properly when my children have gone off to college and I am 85.
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After the Drag Show
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Lyrics taken from a San Francisco advice column verbatim.
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"Little Animals"
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A long long time ago, we hung out on weathered, abandoned furniture near the side of the road. We smoked dope and shot BBs at bottles and coffee cans. Where else could we go?
"I Couldn't Eat Another
Fucking thing"
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But thank you anyway.
"A Girl"
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One of my favourites. Sloppily recorded.
"ilife"
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We are talking but we are in different rooms. We are not dancing in time. Our lives do not touch because we are busy communicating. Recorded, of course, in ilife.
"Your Swimsuit"
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A true story about love and marriage.
"Real Life Special"
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I woke up one morning with this song in my head. Next to my bed was a cheap celebrity magazine with the headline "real life special". But it didn't point to anything special about real life at all. It was more along the line of traumas.

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